@partypoker @LittleDog78 why is every $5 tournament a turbo? Have you guys lost your minds? This is the most retarded idea in a while wtf

I'm learning the word "crazy" in so many languages thanks to all these newspieces about my prop bet from around the world 😅

I don't mean to pretend that I understand American society/politics, but from a friendly outsider pov: the NRA bs is fucked. Be safe y'all♥️

The entire Finnish police force fired a total of 122 bullets over the last 10 years. Most were warning shots. You don't need guns to be safe

I just remembered that this is how my last 9-5 job ended (9 years ago). I guess I'd better not lose this prop bet… https://t.co/xRnwneh5zp

Full prop bet disclosure: https://t.co/n005MLQkTo I'll be streaming 16 days of it for @Pokerisivut but in Finnish only (sorry)!

The craziest prop bet of my life is about to begin. If I lose I will pretty much have to quit poker forever. Wish m… https://t.co/J7jhAa8qmD

RT @DanMentos: BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

My current #1 poker learning tool is writing strat for @UpswingPoker, makes me remember all the rules I should follow but usually fail to 💸

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