Managed to book a flight not only for the wrong date, but also to the wrong COUNTRY. Guess I'll be going to Albania then *shrug*

Prop bet hand history update #2: Inducing a double checkraise with a minbet to double float with premium blockers b… https://t.co/sIkXgE2W59

Prop bet hand history update #1: Once a spewbox, always a spewbox Is this how you beat microstakes? https://t.co/VmipUFXjdd

Only realizing now how terribad @partypoker rakeback system is for recs. Need to play 50x $5,50 MTT per week or you have 0% rakeback. Sigh

Had a semi-wtf poker dream last night. @dDeoxyribo won the WCOOP main but only profited $1000 because Stars had upped the rake to 99% #wat

Prop bet update, week 2: -Losing every day since Sunday -Downswing 100 BI+ -Worst bet ever +I'll finally have time to get a dog if I lose

Isildur1's band's first music video is called "The Lord's Favorite" and discusses 100-euro wines: https://t.co/Sg0cqjG9qs

When you think about it, the most famous poker player from each country matches their national stereotype incredibly well... (continued)

Prop bet update after week 1: +On pace with €, volume, and buyin goals +Feeling semi-competent -Exhausted as fuck already, 15 more weeks =🆘

Apparently all 22 and below MTTs on @Partypoker are now turbos -- a) Another glitch in their POS software b) Another "great" idea by them ?